Jacuzzi

After the closing on my house a few years ago, I stopped by the former owner's new place to pick up the keys.

He gave me a tour of his new place, and we chatted along the way. When we reached the backyard, he mentioned that his daughter, who had just received a new room with new furniture, now wanted a hot tub. "Wow," I said. "Are you gonna get her one?"

He replied, "You obviously don't have a little girl."

I totally get it.